Quotes tagged "stuff I said"
Can't you hear the voices?
Arguing whether Ovid is better than Elsie is like arguing whether you'd rather die by lethal injection or electrocution. Either way, you're still dead.
I have scissors. I will stab you.
I'm 90% sure I got at least 70% of the test 100% correct.
I guess that train has sailed.
If screaming profanities about fornication with you mother isn't the mark of a winner, I don't know what is.
I'm not sure that what I spout can legitimately be called 'humor.' It's probably something more akin to verbal curdled milk.