Quotes tagged "geek"
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light.
If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
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A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
Never Trouble Trouble Til Trouble Troubles You
Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don't worship it. Feed it.
Do or do not. There is no try.
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
Great Gastropods!
As if things weren't complicated enough, I smell another of those massive logistical nightmares where several hundred superhumans convene to figure out how to 'save all humanity' coming up again. And as usual, I'll probably get stuck with the catering bill.
In brightest day,
In blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight!
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power —
Green Lantern's Light!
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Access denied — nah nah na nah nah!
...File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Press Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
Hit any user to continue.
That's why speed users always die faster than velocity users... they have no direction in life.
The world is not #000000 and #ffffff... it's more of a mottled #cccccc.
Any sufficiently technologically advanced music is indistinguishable from line noise.
Of course, video games are like women - if you have to close your eyes and think about a better one in order to have a good time, put your pants on before someone catches you with that beast!
Computer Science is a line of work akin to sewer repair — it pays so much because nobody wants to do it.
Friends! Friends! Surely you're not going to eat before we say robot grace. In the name of all that is good and logical, we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb. To quote the prophet Jer-a-matic, one zero zero zero one zero one zero one zero one zero one ... zero zero one zero one one zero zero one...two. Amen.
For 10 points: When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hypersleep, which vector of the romulon nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And for extra points, how many wraths till the nearest molton? Be specific, this is a real question.
Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate.