Silly Voters
Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:51:14 AM by Travis
Silly voters. It's not how many votes a candidate has that determines the presidency, it's how many lawyers he has. Didn't you know that's the American way? Don't worry, though - your votes counted. After all, how else would the candidates know where to most effectively litigate?
Seriously though, I hope Bush gets the message this election delivered. People didn't vote for Kerry because they like him. Kerry's a lying, fact-twisting, spineless politician. They voted for Kerry because they like Bush's policies even less. Bush knows how bad Kerry is - he spent the entire damn election rubbing it in our faces. Maybe, just maybe, he'll get the picture.
...And while we're at it, maybe Santa Claus will use his magical powers to turn the world's supply of weapons-grade uranium into candy canes.
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Mmmmm, candy canes.........
By Tom at Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:38:49 AM
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