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Happy Birthday to Me!

Thu Apr 10, 2003 12:00:00 AM by Travis

Guess what? My 19th birthday is tomorrow (Friday), and you know what that means! If you don't get me a present, you're going to Hell! Ha ha, just kidding. You're already going to Hell anyways. You see, through a soul-sharing arrangement I have made with The Devil™ (brokered through the good people at VillainSupply.com - see bottom of page), ownership of the soul of every person who views this webpage (excluding me, of course) is signed over to the Lord of Darkness, buying me five years of unholy extended life per soul. Quite a good deal, really. Ah well, anyways, happy birthday to me, with many more to come!

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